The Morning Joe team should be ashamed of themselves. Russell Brand destroys them after they treat him like shit.
i love how uncomfortable everyone is around russell
he is like the chillest person in the universe
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pool party and everyone’s invited!! bring your own pool!
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J.K. Rowling
#close laptop lid #fling self on bed #let out pained wail of agony #repeat as needed
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Remus Lupin was supposed to be on the H.I.V. metaphor. It was someone who had been infected young, who suffered stigma, who had a fear of infecting others, who was terrified he would pass on his condition to his son. And it was a way of examining prejudice, unwarranted prejudice towards a group of people. And also, examining why people might become embittered when they’re treated that unfairly.
Science!
what the fuck is this science bullshit
Fuckin’, chemistry, and physics, and all that good shit.
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i have to do this thing for school where we go on this website that has all these skills you like to do you sort them into which you like and don’t like bla bla then they tell you some jobs you might like bla bla then they have information about the jobs
this shit can get pretty hilarious
under “physical demands” for acting it had stuff like
“actors work physically close to one another, sometimes even within a few inches.”
O WOE IS ME DEAR LORD SAVE ME I HAD NO IDEA THAT ACTORS HAVE TO BE CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER I MUST GET OUT WHILE I STILL CAN (what do you mean you can read the script and decide whether or not you want to audition, they don’t tell you until you’re already cast whether or not you have to be intimate or close with other characters duh)
“actors sometimes wear costumes.”
im just picturing like “okay you’ll have to be in period clothes, we have some dresses that are about your size-” “WHAT? I HAVE TO WEAR A COSTUME?” “well….yeah” “OH MY GOD I DON’T THINK I CAN DO THIS ANY MORE THIS IS TOO DEMANDING!”
its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it
this text post hit me like a train
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THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH ITS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING IF YOU FOUND IT
yeah that’s the point
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i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool
nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post
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whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem too sure
fun story i had a friend who had been rejected by another friend and I told him to just lay low, don’t bother her with ten thousand apologies or anything, just keep it chill. I probably said “idk” like 209856023984679862687346807 times
he followed my advice
they’ve been now dating for about 3 months
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lmao its always the crustiest and wackest of white boys who are quick to say that they dont date women of color like theres a long ass line of fine black women at their door desperate to ask for their cool ranch dorito stained hand in marriage
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